Kiss Kara and Katie Banks don’t need any mistletoe hanging above their heads to make them want to kiss each other. And Christmas isn’t the only thing that gets these two gorgeous bi-sexual babes all hot and horny for each other, just a couple bottle of beers will do that trick too!
Bryci is really into Christmas, you know a girl really loves Christmas when she owns a dildo in the shape of a candy cane.
I’m a ass man and Dawn Avril has a top notch turd cutter and those tight jeans she’s wearing look really sweet on her. Tight jeans like that may take several more seconds to get off but they’re oh so worth it!
Did you know in 1995 then Speaker Newt Gingrich saved “internet porn” from Democrat Jim Exon’s attempt to outlaw internet porn. Democrat Jim Exon considered Otty and Otty-Hotties to be a “barbarian pornographer” trying to gain access to the youth of America. Thankfully even though the law as attempted to be written by Democrats then would’ve got struck down by a right wing Supreme Court no less, Newt Gingrich stood up for our most cherished right in my opinion, free speech, and instead actually encouraged parents to monitor their own god damn children.
While Newt Gingrich won’t advertise the Otty-Hotties endorsement; Otty-Hotties is endorsing Newt Gingrich for President of the United States. This time America really does need the smartest man in the room running things.
It’s that time of the year again – time for hot Christmas Porn. Ivy Snow and her tattoos in this gallery look wonderfully color coded with her cute green Santa cap. And Ivy Snow’s ass in those ruffled white see through panties, OH MY I GOT ME A BONER!
Ever since the Michigan State/Michigan game, Sparty kicked scUM’s ass, and seeing all the deliciously beautiful East Lansing college sluts walking around in spandex tight leggings I’ve developed a really strong fetish for leggings. Serious question: how can you have clean thoughts when teen girls wear leggings like this? Both her and Meet Madden have hips that make you want to grab them and hold on forever.
Olivers Girls MILF Randy wears a straw hat and red Wicked Weasel bikini. Small boobies as one wise cracking pervert once told me, RE: small boobs “anything more than a mouthful is just a waste.” I like waste but I don’t mind trimming either.
Beautiful FTV Girls Hayley violates a recent Muslim Fatwa against women handling cucumbers, carrots and bananas. I’m not going to cut vegetables for women, bitches can wash their own Allah damn vegetables, my only request is they wash the vegetables afterwards. I like to know when I’m tasting pussy!
I note this whenever I post Craving Carmen about her having a tight pussy but seriously have you seen tighter pussy lips before? Look at Carmen’s pussy lips, you would think it would be impossible to get a dick in them wouldn’t you?
Dominika wears some black open crotch panties in this gallery; I think it’s fair to describe Dominika’s panties as not just sexy but lippy as well.
