I didn’t grow up riding dirt bikes, four wheelers, motorcycles, etc., etc., and the one time I tried riding a four wheeler I crashed the motherfucker into a tree. I was a bit tipsy from booze! I always was back then. So while it might be embarrassing having to ask Meet Madden to let me ride on the back of her hog; I think I would fairly quickly get over any embarrassment with my hands wrapped firmly around her perky chest.
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