Fuck how did I miss an Emma Watson nipple slip? I love Emma Watson even if her british skin is a bit pale for my taste. At least she's laying out in a black bikini trying to do something about it....

Someone please comment and agree with me ... Miley Cyrus isn't all that! Hell, I've seen better looking jailbait in the trailer park down the street. Granted they're Mexicans and will do what all Mexican girls do when they get legal, grow a big fat ass, still they look better than Miley Cyrus. Can anyone honestly tell me if Miley didn't have a seven figure bank account, you would give that pile of dumbshit a second look?...

Claudia Schiffer with Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen in i-d magazine. She's nearly 40 and she still looks fine. Amazing how some women age and still look good, while most women look like a pile of shit gravity beat down....

The beauty of photoshop is if you can't wait for a celebrity oops you can always photoshop one. Poor Miley Cyrus, her pussy looks a tad beat up, but you'll have to click to see it because I'm not uploading even fake Miley nudes. The ironic thing is I bet Miley's pussy really is beat up like a Michigan Wolverine on a Saturday afternoon....

Britney Spears looks like she just woke and apparently she woke up with some hard nipples....

I've never liked or disliked Britney Spears. Like most people I just enjoy watching our celebs fall; but if they somehow find a way to get back up and fill black bikinis until their "cups" literally runneth over I don't mind watching them get back up either....

She's bat shit crazy and she likes to snort more then just white cock but for a middle aged woman I'd still fuck the shit out of Naomi Campbell. Then again that's really not saying much because old Otty will fuck just about anything!...

Well, judging from last Monday night's football game and Dallas losing to the New York Giants at home it wasn't a Jessica Simpson curse, Tony Romo just plain sucks....

I agree with my buddy over at Poseposter Kim Kardashian looks great as a blonde. I can't say I've watched her sex tape yet but Poseposter has some links to where you can get it....

It must be official if a Hollywood celebrity has them -- pubes are officially back in style!! Not the 1980's style "Revenge of the Nerds" Booger screaming "we got bush" african jungle variety (thank god that's not the case) but the neatly trimmed kind. I couldn't be more happier about this development! ...